Monday, January 24, 2011

F.O. Arch-shaped Harry Potter



Pattern: Arch-shaped Socks (Ravelry)
Materials: Zwerger Garn Opal Harry Potter in Harry and Ron
Amount: 1 skein
Needles: 2.0 mm

Started: 20.12.2009
Finished: 24.09.2010

This pattern is very delightful. It produces a sock that fits like a glove and provides support where support is needed.

The yarn is... I don't know what to say. I love the theory of self-striping yarns, but the practice has proven problematic. They can't really be used to any sort of satisfactory results on anything except stockinette and not being a big sock knitter I find it a little boring to knit the endless yards of stockinette in fingering size yarn. Which is weird, because I don't mind so much doing the same on aran size yarn. The yarn itself is nice, pretty much what one would expect from a sock yarn.

I've been wearing these a lot and they've held up quite well under the abuse.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

FO: The Big Damn Blanket



Pattern: Knitted Garter Stitch Blanket in Sheepsdown (Ravelry) - from Elizabeth Zimmermann's "The Opinionated Knitter"
Materials: Cascade Yarns Ecological Wool in 8087 (natural chocolate brown)
Amount: 10.3 skeins (roughly 4930 yards)
Needles: 10.0 mm

Started: 02.11.2009
Finished: 18.07.2010



This blanket is pure love. It's warm, but not too much so. It weighs a substantial amount (just over 2,5 kilos) so it feels more or less like a hug when I'm wrapped inside it. The pattern is simple yet elegant and the yarn is absolutely gorgeous; a chocolatey brown good, solid wool built to last. It's done in garter stitch all over which means this thing is all smooshy and soft. Because it was all garter stitch done on big needles, it knit up surprisingly fast and with seemingly little effort. This thing went with me all over. I knit it during long drives, when light was scarce, during movies in movie theaters and a hundred other places too.



Like I said; unadulterated love and tenderness.

Monday, December 20, 2010

FO: Granny socks



Pattern: Improvised/taken from the ball band
Materials: Novita 7 Veljestä
Amount: About 3 skeins
Needles: 4.0 mm (second batch) and 4.5 mm (first batch)

First batch (turquoise and brown)
Started: 5.3.2010
Finished: 5.4.2010

Second batch (pink and gray)
Started: 5.10.2010
Finished: 9.11.2010



When I was younger our grandmother used to make us thick woolen socks every year. They were made according to either the pattern in the ball bands or some inherited simplified pattern



They were always gray and gloomy. But they were warm and the penultimate in functionality. They lasted forever and warmed the feet while skating and skiing and all those wintry hobbies.



They grew small. So I needed a new pair and the hubby needed a new pair and I gave a pair to a friend who needed a pair as well. So I knit some.

Friday, December 17, 2010

FO: Shedir



Pattern: Shedir (Ravelry)
Materials: Novita Luxus Alpaca
Amount: 1 skein (roughly 178 yards)
Needles: 3.5 mm

Started: 24.11.2009
Finished: 30.3.2010



The pattern is fussy, there's a whole lot going on and especially in the beginning it's very easy to lose your place. On the other hand the end result is stunning, there are so many repeats that you learn the pattern by heart and did I mention the end result is a whole lot of beautiful? And impressive. Whenever I whip this out as an example of my knitting, non-knitters are completely in awe and think I'm a knitting god.

The yarn is gorgeous and soft and smooshy as much as such a thin yarn can be.

Looking back, I should've knit the ribbing on smaller needles. That's a given for all hats but I learned it only after I finished the ribbing and that had seemed like such a neverending slog through darkness that I just couldn't.



I don't think I'll ever knit this again, but knowing all that I know now I would still do it the first time. Like I said, the end result is beautiful.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

FO: Vine Lace Cardi



Pattern: #77 Vine Lace Top Down Cardigan (Ravelry)
Materials: Brown Sheep Lamb's Pride Bulky
Amount: 7.75 skeins (roughly 970 yards)
Needles: 9.0 mm

Started: 8.7.2009
Finished: 16.1.2010



Modifications: Left out the pockets from the bottom and instead continued the lace panels. Also continued the ribbing in the sleeves for longer than instructed.



This turned out a little too big for me. Damn my loose style. If I lose weight, I might well reknit this. Currently it is just small enough that I can wear it just fine. I really loved the pattern and the finished product is incredibly smooshy and comforting. The yarn - not surprisingly - sheds a whole lot while knitting, while wearing and while washing. The cardigan however is so warm that I might be able to just wear this outside even in the dead of winter, which is a wonderful thing.

FO: Panache



Pattern: Pretty Thing (Ravelry)
Materials: Novita Isoveli
Amount: 5.5 skeins (roughly 780 yards)
Needles: 6.0 mm

Started: 16.12.2009
Finished: 7.1.2010



Just before Christmas last year my lovely hubby, Tommi, notified me that we were invited to the 90th birthday party of his grandmother on the 8th of January. Still riding the high of the very pretty thing I told him I'd knit her a shawl for a present since those do always seem to go down well.

I did manage to finish on time, mostly because of the modifications mentioned below. As I remember it, the pattern was great and the whole thing seemed to build up very quickly. This project started for me a real appreciation of shawls and resulted in me having a few different shawls on the needles even right now.

Modifications: In the interest of finishing on time I finished on row 108 instead of 131. I also added yo, k1 instead of the crocheted edging.

FO: Very pretty thing



Pattern: Pretty Thing
Materials: Sandnes Garn Alpakka
Amount: Roughly 1.25 skeins (150 yards)
Needles: 3.0 mm
Finished Dimensions:

Started: 3.12.2009
Finished: 12.12.2009



I'm so way behind on my blogging. Last December (so nearly a year ago) I was going to a stitch 'n' bitch straight from work not having really planned it through ahead of time. Meaning I didn't have any knitting with me and just before leaving work started frantically perusing my Ravelry queue for something small and useful to knit and ended up with this. I think this might easily be the shortest amount of time I've ever taken to knit anything from start to finish.

The pattern is lovely, although it's loveliness sort of gets lost in the fuzziness of the alpaca. The pattern is also very logical and has a wonderful flow to it.

It's very likely I'll make another sometime in the future out of some other yarn.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Adultery

I've always thought the word adultery has something to do with adults. Turns out, it doesn't. Adultery and adult have the same Latin base word "ad" which means toward. Adultery is followed by "alter" (other) and are (mark of a verb), while adult is followed by "alere" (to grow).

The point in this is mostly that today I realized I should be an adult. I recently turned 29, so I'm already going on 30. I was completely and utterly shocked. I've had a steady job matching my education for nigh on five years now. I own property together with my husband and we just celebrated our first anniversary. When did this happen? I mean sure the above is all true, but I'm also the kind of person who still checks the backs of wardrobes just in case there's an entrance to Narnia there. I'm still daydreaming about flying with dragons when I grow up.

I don't feel grown-up. Not even a little bit. It's like I've wondered down the rabbit hole and instead of Wonderland, I find myself in reality. Quite a trip let me tell you.

On the other hand, what does it mean to be ab adult? I'm perhaps not the best person to speculate this seeing as I'm not exactly feeling like an adult. As anyone would who's grown-up with internet, my first instinct was to check Wikipedia. No luck there. According to Wikipedia I've either been an adult for roughly 20 years or 11 years, so that's not really helpfull. I tried checking out the meaning of "mature" too, but that went nowhere. I'm pretty sure I share the view of Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) that adults are supposed to be the boring guys without imagination or impulsiveness. I can probably provide boring and lack of impulsiveness, but try as I may, I can't turn my imagination off. So on those grounds I can't be an adult.

I think I may have to conclude this ramble by referring myself to XKCD. I guess it IS our turn to define what being a grown-up means. And I agree that filling a room with play-pen balls is a good place to start.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Where are we going?

Warning, this post may be triggering and it will also contain possible spoilers of famous sci-fi series and movies (Dollhouse, BattleStar Galactiga, Terminator series, Firefly/Serenity)

I sometimes wonder what the future's going to be like. Where's all this technology going to take us? What will happen to free will or free speech? Could it be that we're heading towards a Terminator type world, where the machines start evolving, form a conscious "mind" and rebel? Come to think of it, it's the BattleStar Galactiga world as well. As an aside I'd like to note that I never quite got why they could travel to the stars but the humanoids they made were so poorly done? I mean, the humanoid robots nowadays are better than their first models.

But to continue; I sometimes wonder whether the Whedonistic approach is really the one that will get us in the end. We are so obsessed with making ourselves better. Making others better. You can see it in America every day. Half the country thinks that women should be enthusiastic and grateful mothers (I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, mind) and try to deny anyone who isn't the right to their own bodies. Very much like what happens on Miranda; instead of the normal terraformed planets with their problems the good people in the Alliance want a happy workforce with no riots or problems. They just want the best for them... by denying them the access to their own minds. I'm not saying Europe is any better. I mean we don't even have free speech provided by law, which is something that I find amazing, or more accurately; creepy.

We just finished watching the first season of Dollhouse and needless to say, it had an impact on me. I was expecting to hate it, having read countless reviews on how boring it is, Borehouse I think it was referred to by some. Anyway, just in case you haven't heard about it, the idea behind Dollhouse is programmable humans. Anyone of the volunteered Actives can be made to anything you want. Provided you have pockets deep enough. Need a master thief who'll never ask questions or come blackmailing you or indeed even know you exist? You got it. Always been curious about something sexual, but are too attached to your power to risk anyone finding out? Not a problem, not even the Handlers know the particulars about your engagement.

Humans as a commodity is hardly a new thing, but Dollhouse takes it to the next level. Needless to say, the issues around consent are at best, hazy and at their very worst left me at least feeling violated. In one episode Echo's soul (we are led to believe at least) wants to complete the mission that the man who engaged her wanted her to do. In a sense even I feel it's almost all right. The man wasn't always a millionaire, he was in love with the woman of his dreams and they were struggling. When he finally made it big, he bought her dream house and summoned her to it. On the way she was in a car accident and died instantly. He never got to tell her. So to live that moment, he hires dolls imprinted with her mind and memories. I can see why Echo/Caroline would want to give him that.

On the other hand, another doll is sent to the dollhouse by the man she said no to, simply because she said no to him. And now he rents her out to say yes to him. Sounds kind of what someone like Tucker Max would do doesn't it?

Technically it's all consensual, since we are lead to believe all the dolls are there by "choice". They've all signed the five-year contract and handed their bodies over to do with as the dollhouse sees fit. But if the dolls malfunction, they are sent to the Attic. Indefinetly. And in the final episode of the first season the Rossum Corporation decides to start offering upgrades to their clients ie giving away the bodies of the dolls.

So anyway, I've often wondered if that's not more likely the direction we're heading. We're so busy making everyone around us "better" and more fitting to our own image of what a person should be that we forget to wonder whether or not those other people have a different definition of what makes a good person. So many people are not happy with themselves, would like to be different, if just on the outside. I mean for goodness sakes, there's surgeries and coloring agents specially made for women's genitalia to look "more beautiful". I wonder, given the possibility, how many people would actually take the body of another human being, exhort their own wants over them, over the other persons right to exist. Well... I just described the act of rape, didn't I? And hey what do you know, out this week; BBC reported a study where majority of women felt that rape is the victims fault, at least sometimes.

It's thoughts like these that make me glad I'm not conventionally attractive. I mean if the technology existed, how many millions of people would there be in Halle Berry's body?

ETA; this post totally didn't go the way I envisioned it so I decided to change the heading.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

F.O. Tattoo socks



Pattern: Improvised vanilla sock pattern
Materials: Colinette Jitterbug
Amount: Roughly 3/4 of a skein
Needles: 2.0 mm
Finished Dimensions: I've got a European size 39-40 foot, so somewhere along those lines.

Started: 30.10.2009
Finished: 13.11.2009



Some of you might not know that I have a tattoo. A huge one in fact. It starts from my left shoulder, goes all the way down my back and ends on my other shoulder. It's of a dragon and a phoenix playing catch. Around four or five years ago I get the feeling that I really should get a tattoo. I've been wanting one since I was a teenager, but due to lack of money it was always put off. At that time I had just started in a relatively high-paying job (I wasn't even out of the polytechnic), I was between relationships and was just starting to come in to my own as a person. So I decided that it was time for a tattoo. I decided I wanted a phoenix. And it should be around the size of my palm.

As I do with every major decision in my life I started gathering information. How do you care for a tattoo? What's the experience like? Who does good work around where I live etc. I looked at flash art on numerous sites and felt like there had to be more. As if by accident I found Petri Syrjälä, who I contacted with trepidation. He agreed to take me on as a client even though he was doing less and less of such small work. I took him some pictures of phoenix birds I thought were cool and he drew me a sketch and we booked the first session. At the beginning of the session we did a stamp of the bird and slapped it on to my shoulder. It was way too small and I decided it would need to be enlarged to be anywhere acceptable. And it just sort of got out of hand. After that first ten-hour session the bird was done. I was going back for the background anyway and I got this idea of a dragon chasing the bird.

Now, a bit over four years since that first session, the whole tattoo is almost completed. The problem is, the shop is right next to Priima, my most-used provider of yarny goodness. So the time before the last one when I was there, Pete was running late and I was running earlier than I'd planned. So I got some yarn and some new needles and went into the waiting room and started knitting. In time, Pete finished his business and I moved my stuff over to the tattoo side of the parlour and kept on knitting. We laughed about how I was completely and finally destroying all that was left of his street-cred by knitting while being tattooed.

All this is a way of saying I made this completely boring pair of socks that I loved so much I wore them continuously day and night for probably two or three months even after I had walked holes in them and am now thinking about repairing just because I loved them so much.